Episode "I Have No Idea" (Or, Still Crazy After All of These Weeks - An Ode to Paul Simon)

I'm back and I honestly don't know why. I missed last week's episode and only caught the re-run of this week's episode because my son was sick and sleeping in my bed on Sunday night, which required me to sleep in his room which has no TV (don't tell my wife that I slept better than I have in years....).

Anyway, having watched this week's episode of "The Apprentice," I now have the ability to make a few comments, such as:

1. Angela should not have been fired. For Christ's sake, how long does Trump plan on keeping Heidi around? She has not contributed ANYTHING since the first few tasks, and, since then, her team has consistently sucked and lost. Axe that witch ASAP, Trump.

2. I can't believe that I give a rat's ass, but Nicole was wrong to chastise Tim for not sticking up for her to stay on Team Arrow. It was James' call, and he made it. Live with it and stop trying to "f" up your relationship. Enough with the drama.

3. Anyone have a friggin clue what attributes Stephanie brings to her team? I don't. She has, more than anyone left, flown totally under the radar and, thus, does not deserve to win this thing. With Marisa gone, I'm rooting for Tim, Kristine or Frankie to take it.

4. Thank you DT for bringing Ivanka back. Man o' Man!

Finally, it's time for me to spew some more crap at NBC, Burnett and Trump. In my opinion, they have opened themselves up to a fraudulent inducement lawsuit by the candidates, and here is why: Lard-ass Derek has ADMITTED on his website that he was RECRUITED by Burnett to be on the show. Don't believe me? Check this out: http://apprenticederek.blogspot.com/

Now, the $50,000 question is: Was Princess Heidi recruited as well, or did she try out? I have my suspicions, but if you have any dirt on this issue, please let me know.....

Strut, Out!